"I don't like Cheddar but I can give you something with a blue vein in it"

This song is so good it could be used as the song for the next James Bond, one of my favourite songs of all time. I plead with you, if you read this blog regularly and have received some perverse enjoyment (you sick, sick people), listen to this and we're evens. I don't mind saying that this is the only time I've ever cried at a song when I first heard this version of it.




Finished most of my work got a little to do then that'll be it for the year. Been working out a few sums on a piece of paper, its intriguing...
Say. Just say, im an optimistic person I know. Lets say I get a £12,000 full time job. With 5 job interviews coming up, its a possibility. Right, to the maths.

My rent for next year total £3801, plus with £60 a week for food and living costs, for 35 weeks is £2100, making a grand total of £5901 a year.
A £12,000 (ok I know I havent took off tax or whatnot but it was rough maths) job, minus £5901 is £6000 to slowly pay back debts to Student Loans Company and my Mum.
Have I totally missed something here? Or is that a terribly scary but awesome thought?

Of course, the only problem in my way, is getting a job. I'm a cocky bastard, so getting one shouldn't be too big a deal...i'm going to regret saying that I know I am.

5 WORD NEWS REPORTS

ELECTION: WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8647860.stm

PEPPA PIG PERVERTS PARTY PLAN
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2950821/Peppa-Pig-abandons-Labour.html

DESTROYED HYMEN + MECCANO = REBUILT HYMEN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8641099.stm

'THE NUGGET' FUCK IT UPPET
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8646438.stm

TWATTISH KID CAUSES EXTREME CRUSHES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8646041.stm

DAILY MAIL HILARIOUS STORY SHOCKER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269257/Man-sailing-Britain-small-boat-doing-laps-small-island-Kent.html

Love and big sharp axes

Jc