Its that time again

Im in the foul mood of a bipolar depression. Just left the SU quietly to avoid suspicion and told my Mum via text thats its that time of the month. Queue Mum worrying by arguing and me putting the phone down in a storm. Drinking on my own won't help but I've got that large amount of alcohol I don't really give a shit.
Anyway. Ive been told I have to have an echocardiagram which is basically a ultrasound of the heart which involves placing a probe on my chest simliar to a baby ultrasound. This means I have to have my chest shaved. Which is totally ridiculous. I may get it waxed for the charity SUB (I now have my own in-jokes for the regular readers). Only a short blog today as I'm really not in the fucking mood.

5 WORD NEWS REPORTS

BROWN TROUSERS FOR BULLY BROWN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8649853.stm

TWAT IN HAT TOOK MEOW
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_10080000/newsid_10088800/10088828.stm

TEACHER RINGS THE DEATH BELL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8648999.stm

SHES NOT BIG OR CLEVER
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8646084.stm

Love and leave me alone

jc